Average
‘Average person does not need a handrail.’
‘Just a waste of space!’
POOF
‘Oh, hello! Speaking about averages…’
‘Did you know an average person is dead?’
According to the internets, more than 100 billion people ever lived. This is way more than people currently alive. Doing the math, an average person is only about 10% alive - or to rephrase it - mostly dead.