Bushwalk
Three Triangle-peopl, one older, two very young are walking through the bush.
They stop by a sign: left - more bush, right - less bush. The older Triangle is holding a map, with a path and an X next to cemetery. Kids ask: ‘Which way to the cemetery, dad?’
Dad opens his arms, takes on a somber demeanor and explains: ‘Kids, eventually all ways lead to the cemetery.’ The kids look aghast.
As a dad, I must take my educational obligations seriously.